SNL: Robert Mueller Can't Commit to Collusion in The Bachelor Spoof


Cecily Strong played a destraught Rebecca Kufrin, the jilted victor of this season's "Bachelor", and Kate McKinnon played Mueller.

"The reality is that I don't think I can give you everything that you want right now", McKinnon's Mueller nervously admitted to Kufrin, mirroring Luyendyk's comments from the finale. "I was ready to do the damn thing".

Trump loves Russian Federation, but he may not be in collusion with Russian Federation. "I'm just trying to be honest with you in telling you I can't commit to collusion right now". But this skit might just make me cue it up. The "Seychelles were fantastic ... but I keep thinking about obstruction".

Mueller: Well, I think I need to explore the possibility that I might have a stronger case with some other stuff.
"Oh my God, I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office?" she continues. Four top aides have been indicted or pleaded guilty along with 13 Russian hackers, who disrupted the 2016 election with fake news.

Mueller broke the news that he was "only half in with collusion" and that he had his mind on prosecuting the President for obstruction of justice instead.

McKinnon's Mueller can't promise Becca that he will charge Trump with collusion in his investigation into Russia's alleged interference in the United States election, because he can't get obstruction of justice off his mind.

"I don't know how to answer that", McKinnon says. "He's just going to be president?"

Saturday's show was hosted by first-timer Sterling K. Brown, who poked fun at his own show, This Is Us, and the groundbreaking box-office hit movie he also appears in, Black Panther, throughout the night.

The commercial includes Brown as HUD Secretary Ben Carson, Aidy Bryant as Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Pete Davidson as the president's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, Cecily Strong as Stormy Daniels, and Kate McKinnon as presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway.