Forget the electronics, gift a keg of ranch for Christmas!
Nov 08 2017
Many of these items would make delightful stocking stuffers for the person in your life who dips their pizza in ranch dressing. Well, look no further!
Hidden Valley's mini-kegs are ten inches high by six inches wide, stackable, lined with a special FDA-approved coating that keeps contents fresh, and proudly adorned with a giant logo.
Hidden Valley has unveiled a metal keg that contains 5 liters of ranch dressing - a coma-inducing quantity that's getting billed as a "year supply".
It's featured as a dipping machine that has a 2-pound capacity with four easy-to-assemble tiers.
Priced at $50, the keg doesn't look like a bargain.
The keg is now available for pre-order and will begin shipping on December 11 - just in time for Christmas and the NFL Playoffs.
If the keg doesn't fit your style, they also offer a Hidden Valley ranch fountain with a holiday skirt for $110, an ugly Christmas sweater for $40 and a pair of ranch-themed socks for $12. You won't get any judgement from Hidden Valley!